(...seriously, choosing 5 is nearly impossible...)Michael Scott: "TMI? Too Much Information. It’s just easier to say TMI. I used to say "don't go there", but that's lame."
Michael Scott: "I do read Small Businessman. I also subscribe to USA Today and American Way magazine. That’s the in-flight magazine. Some great articles in that. They did this great profile last month of Doris Roberts and where she likes to eat when she’s in Phoenix. Illuminating."
Dwight Schrute: "Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!"
Jim Halpert: "Michael!"
Dwight Schrute: "Oh that's funny. Michael!"
Michael Scott: "Wow. They grow up so fast. I have a few of my own that I want someday."
Michael Scott: "I am like Eddie Murphy in Raw, and they are trying to make me into Eddie Murphy in Daddy Day Care. Both great movies, but still."
